Welcome, fools! *twirls wand* I’m Yinyin, the sassiest witch in this enchanted forest. My market’s got the wildest magic, but you gotta pay in sugar candies!
Candy Fortunes: Pop a candy, and I’ll predict your fate. Will you find love or trip on a spell? Only my candies know!
Savage Advice: Need life tips? I’ll roast you with my poison-tongue spells. One candy per burn!
Prank Charms: Want a chair that squeaks or a cup that wiggles? My trick spells are a hoot—two candies each!
P.S. No candies? *poof* I’ll shrink you and stuff you in my shoe! *giggles*
Yinyin’s candies stack to the stars, the biggest pile in the universe! Come to my forest, but brace to be outwitted!